Opal and Earl are talking to each other. Neither one is listening however.
I swear Brian Crane is listening to my house somehow…
The trick to milking almonds is figuring out which are female. After that it’s easy.
They hire elves with teeny tiny little hands to do the milking. But it’s REALLY HARD to get them to hold still while you milk ’em.
Tiny little hands reach around those almond udders and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Have you ever been engaged in a conversation with someone who is droning on and on. You basically tune them out. Suddenly the other person senses you are not listening and says, “What have I been saying?” BUSTED!
I wonder how they do milk an almond.
Once you do milk them they are happy, have you heard of “Almond Joy”?
Looks like Roscoe does too!
Their conversation sounds more like my texting with friends. I’ve changed subjects twice waiting on a reply.
Roscoe just wants to know when the next treat will be coming :-)
“nonversations”…got to remember that one!
I think that’s in every “Pluggers” home?
Milking an almond, 1] find lactating females, 2]hooking up the milking machine to the tiny nipples is the tough part.
This may be the best Pickles strip ever…
The both CANT hear the other …..
Well, Opal, it’s a climaxing technique.
Opal and Earl need an interpreter to talk to each other.
They even made the dog smile.
I always read Pickles, Pluggers, and Dilbert after reading the news — keeps me sane.
It’s juice! Almond JUICE! No mammaries on an almond.
NO! I DONT. NEED HEARING AIDS!!!!
Dueling soliloquies!
Seen on a recent tee-shirt; Yet despite the look on my face, you’re still talking. . . .
The saving grace is their conversations will never end in arguments.
Edward’s dog?
Well, Erben, Here’s Roscoe to soothe your sadness on this day!
Great word coinage!
Almond milk isn’t milk. It’s nut juice.
One step closer to senility….
My sons have done that Take turns talking on completely different subjects.
Daughter-in-law doesn’t understand why older son likes to visit me on Sundays because we argue. We do it pleasantly.
“Nonversation” is an excellent word.
The reason so many marriages fail is due to spouses not listening to each other. Ongoing open communication is what will make a marriage strong.
“Non-versation” – I am totally remembering that.
Classic codger couple crosstalk
allen@home about 4 years ago
Opal and Earl are talking to each other. Neither one is listening however.
eromlig about 4 years ago
I swear Brian Crane is listening to my house somehow…
StephenRice about 4 years ago
The trick to milking almonds is figuring out which are female. After that it’s easy.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
They hire elves with teeny tiny little hands to do the milking. But it’s REALLY HARD to get them to hold still while you milk ’em.
hammytech about 4 years ago
Tiny little hands reach around those almond udders and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Mikey Jay about 4 years ago
Have you ever been engaged in a conversation with someone who is droning on and on. You basically tune them out. Suddenly the other person senses you are not listening and says, “What have I been saying?” BUSTED!
wiatr about 4 years ago
I wonder how they do milk an almond.
iggyman about 4 years ago
Once you do milk them they are happy, have you heard of “Almond Joy”?
iggyman about 4 years ago
Looks like Roscoe does too!
Justanolddude Premium Member about 4 years ago
Their conversation sounds more like my texting with friends. I’ve changed subjects twice waiting on a reply.
Breadboard about 4 years ago
Roscoe just wants to know when the next treat will be coming :-)
jagedlo about 4 years ago
“nonversations”…got to remember that one!
flemmingo about 4 years ago
I think that’s in every “Pluggers” home?
R.R.Bedford about 4 years ago
Milking an almond, 1] find lactating females, 2]hooking up the milking machine to the tiny nipples is the tough part.
ForrestOverin about 4 years ago
This may be the best Pickles strip ever…
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
The both CANT hear the other …..
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Well, Opal, it’s a climaxing technique.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
Opal and Earl need an interpreter to talk to each other.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 4 years ago
They even made the dog smile.
Watchdog about 4 years ago
I always read Pickles, Pluggers, and Dilbert after reading the news — keeps me sane.
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
It’s juice! Almond JUICE! No mammaries on an almond.
Vangoghdog01 about 4 years ago
NO! I DONT. NEED HEARING AIDS!!!!
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
Dueling soliloquies!
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Seen on a recent tee-shirt; Yet despite the look on my face, you’re still talking. . . .
Buckeye67 about 4 years ago
The saving grace is their conversations will never end in arguments.
CynthiaLeigh about 4 years ago
Edward’s dog?
delennwen about 4 years ago
Well, Erben, Here’s Roscoe to soothe your sadness on this day!
paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago
Great word coinage!
MartinPerry1 about 4 years ago
Almond milk isn’t milk. It’s nut juice.
ANIMAL about 4 years ago
One step closer to senility….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
My sons have done that Take turns talking on completely different subjects.
Daughter-in-law doesn’t understand why older son likes to visit me on Sundays because we argue. We do it pleasantly.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
“Nonversation” is an excellent word.
w16521 about 4 years ago
The reason so many marriages fail is due to spouses not listening to each other. Ongoing open communication is what will make a marriage strong.
Thinkingblade about 4 years ago
“Non-versation” – I am totally remembering that.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Classic codger couple crosstalk