Have you ever noticed that if you’re wearing a light shirt and dark pants (or vice versa), you can pet ONE cat and get contrasting hair on both pieces of clothing? It’s evil magic, I tell ya!
My cats clawed holes in all my leather chairs, knocked my model ships from the top shelf and broke them, and left smelly little surprises hidden everywhere.
allen@home over 3 years ago
Wear that fur with pride my lady. Let’s everyone know that you’re a pet lover.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
got any remedies if you don’t have a cat nor can’t do yoga?
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
I read that first panel as " .. a way to beat gramps." I had to go back as the joke made no sense.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
I wonder what kind of petting regimen the Internet meme Grumpy Cat had?
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Have you ever noticed that if you’re wearing a light shirt and dark pants (or vice versa), you can pet ONE cat and get contrasting hair on both pieces of clothing? It’s evil magic, I tell ya!
Mikey Jay over 3 years ago
We have two cats and a Husky/Lab cross dog. It is always hair today but not gone tomorrow!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
She also gets more fiber in her diet.
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Friends had a German Shepherd. The back area of their SUV had a lovely fur carpet.
iggyman over 3 years ago
After you pet said cat, does anyone else get a nice spark when you touch a door knob from static electricity?
Charlie Fogwhistle over 3 years ago
Tis said that music hath charms to sooth the savage beast – until it becomes an earworm.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
My cats clawed holes in all my leather chairs, knocked my model ships from the top shelf and broke them, and left smelly little surprises hidden everywhere.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
The trick to petting a cat is to know when to stop, before they let you know.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Five Hours? It’s a wonder she has time to come over and have a conversation with Opal.
… and “thanks” for bringing over (and sharing) the cat hair.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Oh, I’m sure that Muffin will love that!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Get busy with your knitting or go to the fabric store….without Earl!
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
however the downside is that the cat is now bald
Stocky One over 3 years ago
So petty is better than grumpy?
nlstucker over 3 years ago
You’re talking about me!!!
Nougat over 3 years ago
“Dang it! I just vacuumed!”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Read a joke book!
monya_43 over 3 years ago
My cat loves to be petted. No outfit is complete without the cat hair.
Camiyami Premium Member over 3 years ago
I teach yoga and it’s one of the best things you can do for your body and mind!
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
5 hours would be cat abuse and a bald cat.
martynhappyone over 3 years ago
If you want to give love, get a cat. If you want love, get a dog.
phredturner over 3 years ago
5 hours petting your pussy is way too much
CorkLock over 3 years ago
SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE WAY TOO MUCH EMPTY TIME IN THEIR LIVES.
Alien-X over 3 years ago
Wasn’t ‘Furry’ the 8th Dwarf?
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
I’d pet our cat but he’s always sleeping in another room.