Pickles by Brian Crane for October 18, 2021

Yeah, first time you had to take a leak!

Looks like his finger IS on it

Hopefully, he would have figured it out before he had to use a public restroom.

That’s a problem with elastic-top pants. When I started to put my pants on backward, once, I stopped as soon as the zipper wasn’t available in the expected location.

The pants are fine. He’s backwards.

He better not put his finger on it. This is a family strip.

Hence the term Zip-a-dee-doodoo

It’s hard to mess up on pants. Shirts, boxers and pj’s, I can see.

My grandpa once went all the way downtown without any pants on.

With his pants on backwards it would indeed be difficult to put his finger on it!

Sure he would have figured it out.

He just wanted to know what’s it like to be a cross dresser.

Earl did you say Thank – You to Opal ? You should .

Sweat pants it’s easy to do, you find out once you put your hands in the pockets and they are reversed! Hey I was tired!

Knowing Earl, he’ll find a creative use for having pants with a zippered bottom.

Eventually…by accident…

How come he didn’l figure it out putting them on? Elastic waistband & no belt?

now i buy T shirts with something on the front so i don’t put them on backwards

Would have figured it out when trying to pull up the zipper

Are Opal’s bunny slippers becoming unraveled???

Oy! Earl ! You need to pay more attention.

Sometimes, Earl and I are alarmingly similar. I don’t mind so much forgetting why I walked into a room except when, and this is important, the room in question is the bathroom.

Try it for a day Earl. Your wallet is in a much handier position.

A guy I knew came home late one evening, and when he undressed for bed, his wife noticed he had his boxers on backwards. She started divorce proceedings the next morning.

Sweat Pants will do that to a man…

“I was wondering what happened to the fly.”

I hate it when that happens !!

Not the first time she’s had to tell him that.

He must have a great bladder.

Presumably they are pants with no zipper. Unless they have pockets, it wouldn’t really matter which way he put them on.

I once had a friend who was mad at her husband so she sewed the fly on his underpants closed……