Pickles by Brian Crane for May 21, 2022

Dogtied

Bad kitty!!

then how did Roscoe do it to himself, Muffin?

Well, that was unexpected.

This is why you don’t want cats

Roscoe underwent a cat skein.

I want to hear Muffin’s yarn.

Thought so.

Dogs should leave yarn playing for the cats.

If not Muffins, then who? Nelson??

Muffin sounds like Bart Simpson! :-)

He has 5 feet?

I feel like we missed this whole weird cat/dog rodeo thing.

That Darn Cat!

Poor Rosco!

Then could you remove your hand from the evidence, Muffin?

Earl take your hands out of your pockets and untie Roscoe ;-)

Cats aren’t THAT smart.

Awwww! Poor Roscoe! Muffin is a bad cat…but so cute….

So that’s where he is!

We had a Cocker that got into everything. When he played with the double-faced tape, this is exactly what happened.

Muffin bulldogged him, that’s what happened.

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Time for a new cat, sorry out the door muffin now

A bit of a stretch…

Muffin Soup for dinner. Roscoe is worth 1000 Muffins.

Muffins not being honest because she’s just LYING there.

As Pinkish has occasionally remarked to Satchel: “Cats are evil”.

Very sadly brings to mind a recent case here where a man shot his wife to death, slightly injured and then zip-tied himself to a chair and claimed a masked intruder was responsible. He was finally convinced last week.

This is simply horrible! I will be sleeping with one eye open from now on.

Man, dogs are sooooo clumsy. :)

Considering the way Roscoe is hogtied, looks like Muffin has a bit of cowboy in her.

Poor puppy!!! I have morphed into a “crazy dog man” over the years, and although I still love PETTING cats, two as a kid was enough.

My sister has a cat wished could do this a her small mixed bread dog named Bandit, reason name Bandit they have a pit bull mixed lab named Smokie, so they decided Bandit. Pomeranian/ and Chihuahua mixed.

I searched the house wile calling for our new puppy, and finally found him under my folding easy chair.

Still a better story arc than what is happening on Luann right now.

The butler did it…

Muffin didn’t do it, “I didn’t do it! I was… I wasn’t…I was dead at the time! I was on the Moon! With Steve!”. With apologizes to Eddy Izzard.

This has nothing to do with leaving the TV on, when they were running the high-lights of the rodeo’s calf roping….while Muffin was “napping” on the couch.

OK……. we believe you

Time for a Cat-A-Pult.Fling that POS cat into next year.

Bad Kitty , Muffin! BAD KITTY!!! Muffin does have a career in the rodeo, bull dogin’ dogies.

Roscoe’s all tied up right now!

Clearly, burglars broke in, tied up the dog, and left without remembering to steal anything.

Roscoe you disgrace of a dog! You are going to lose your dog membership card.

Bad kitty! Bad, bad kitty!!!