Pickles by Brian Crane for June 22, 2022

wouldn’t suspenders/braces make it easier?

The irony is waisted on Earl.

Head, Shoulders, Chest or Drawers… Chest or Drawers!

It’s like that song, “Teenage Waistland.” They’re all waisted!

Time to get suspenders.

or wear a thobe

I have the same problem!

When I need suspenders to hold up my pants, I know it’s time to lose weight.

It’s furniture disease. His chest dropped into his drawers.

There’s a reason they won’t stay in the middle, Earl and it has to do with your middle!

Dunlaps Disease- His belly done lapped over his belt.

I don ’t see chest, I just see stomach.

Clever pun today

Let ’em hang.

Lol

Try losing some WEIGHT..!!!!

aye galluses

Time for some of Pearl’s stretch waist pants. Downside, no pockets. What to do with hands?

I have the same affliction. I blame the trillion ± beers of youth.

Earl has the “Bureau” disease. His chest has fallen into his drawers.

Buttons are the answer.. a row of buttons on the shirt and button holes in the pants would keep Earl dressed just right. Or.. just go with coveralls.

Ooooh.. Bad pun

Chester Drawers was a classmate of mine in high school.

Keeping us in suspense

Of all the things I have lost to advancing age, I miss my butt the most.

Didn’t he atone time find some sort of jumpsuit he liked ?