㋡ Earl dusted off another golden oldie
Maybe Opal thinks that she’ll live longer if she does the cooking.
Gramma probably also thinks that only she can do it right.
Hers is the right way to cook and Earl’s way is the wrong way.
I save our family from spiders and flies.
Do you eat them as is or use a recipe?
Only Gramma knows where all the cooking utensils are. And she wants them to stay that way.
And Roscoe barks all the time to keep the Kangaroos off the roof.
It’s an old politician’s ploy; because you elected me, $#/@&* didn’t happen. I save you and our country.
Grandma Pickle does all the cooking?
I thought Nelson would ask about the mushroom soup incident that was brought up yesterday…
He has learned to hand the stress.
An old joke, but a classic one!!
Apparently Opal does all the addition in the household, while Earl only subtracts.
sometimes as you get older and older it’s the little chores that count. like tying shoes, helping put on socks, or maybe just making a cup of cocoa. it’s not so much the who does what as to why they do it and how it helps.
My wife and I both enjoy cooking too much to leave it all to the other.
Poor Nelson‼️ between Opals snide remarks and Earls fantasy lies, this kid will grow up so confused‼️‼️☺️
She provides the food and drink and he provides the hunger and thirst.
I’ve applied alligator repellent around the exterior of my house. So far, so good.
Earl should have said…”lions, tigers and bears.” Then Nelson would have said…”oh my!”
Amusing.
Ohhhhhhhhh……….. I get it.
Grampa’s in charge of keeping the chair warm, folding the newspaper the wrong way and leaving the lid up.
as far as I can remember, no bears nor mountain lions on Mount Graham, Arizona where my maternal grandparents had the family cabin
There’s no fool like a young fool.
When you are as successful as Earl is, nobody appreciates how well you did.
“What’s with this military buildup?”
“It’s part of our peace offensive.”
“Peace offensive? Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
“Certainly not. Here, let me show you. Attack me.”
“Attack you? No way. That would be crazy.”
“Why?”
“Because you are a marine and are trained to…. Ohhh, peace offensive.”
He is doing his job?
You’re just like Lisa Simpson’s tiger-repelling rock; aren’t you, Earl?
ꜝ over 1 year ago
㋡ Earl dusted off another golden oldie
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Maybe Opal thinks that she’ll live longer if she does the cooking.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Gramma probably also thinks that only she can do it right.
Hers is the right way to cook and Earl’s way is the wrong way.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
I save our family from spiders and flies.
profbob over 1 year ago
Do you eat them as is or use a recipe?
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Only Gramma knows where all the cooking utensils are. And she wants them to stay that way.
kelloggs2066 over 1 year ago
And Roscoe barks all the time to keep the Kangaroos off the roof.
brick10 over 1 year ago
It’s an old politician’s ploy; because you elected me, $#/@&* didn’t happen. I save you and our country.
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Grandma Pickle does all the cooking?
jagedlo over 1 year ago
I thought Nelson would ask about the mushroom soup incident that was brought up yesterday…
goboboyd over 1 year ago
He has learned to hand the stress.
TwilightFaze over 1 year ago
An old joke, but a classic one!!
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
Apparently Opal does all the addition in the household, while Earl only subtracts.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
sometimes as you get older and older it’s the little chores that count. like tying shoes, helping put on socks, or maybe just making a cup of cocoa. it’s not so much the who does what as to why they do it and how it helps.
Jack Bell Premium Member over 1 year ago
My wife and I both enjoy cooking too much to leave it all to the other.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Poor Nelson‼️ between Opals snide remarks and Earls fantasy lies, this kid will grow up so confused‼️‼️☺️
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
She provides the food and drink and he provides the hunger and thirst.
assrdood over 1 year ago
I’ve applied alligator repellent around the exterior of my house. So far, so good.
pbr50138 over 1 year ago
Earl should have said…”lions, tigers and bears.” Then Nelson would have said…”oh my!”
StevePappas over 1 year ago
Amusing.
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
Ohhhhhhhhh……….. I get it.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Grampa’s in charge of keeping the chair warm, folding the newspaper the wrong way and leaving the lid up.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
as far as I can remember, no bears nor mountain lions on Mount Graham, Arizona where my maternal grandparents had the family cabin
zeexenon over 1 year ago
There’s no fool like a young fool.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
When you are as successful as Earl is, nobody appreciates how well you did.
“What’s with this military buildup?”
“It’s part of our peace offensive.”
“Peace offensive? Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
“Certainly not. Here, let me show you. Attack me.”
“Attack you? No way. That would be crazy.”
“Why?”
“Because you are a marine and are trained to…. Ohhh, peace offensive.”
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
He is doing his job?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
You’re just like Lisa Simpson’s tiger-repelling rock; aren’t you, Earl?