Pickles by Brian Crane for August 29, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  2 months ago

    so long as it ain’t licorice

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    He did make the effort to walk over and get it.

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    carlsonbob  2 months ago

    The kid may have a future as a broker!

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    Blu Bunny  2 months ago

    Delivery fee.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    A Prospectus Of Jelly Bean Stock is free upon request. Nelson has seen infomercials.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 2 months ago

    Smart mom…

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    Cat Next Door  2 months ago

    ONE jelly bean? That’s cruel. I can’t stop at just one… or two…

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    jmworacle  2 months ago

    Call it a commission.

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    GoPickled Premium Member 2 months ago

    Grampa’s rule is bring me ONE too…

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    How about … One for you. One for me. One for you. Two for me. One for you. Three for me. One for you. Four for me. …

    It’s gaining more and more interest for me.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Nelson is a fast learner!

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    Little Caesar  2 months ago

    “My dad calls it ‘the vig’”.

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    juicebruce  2 months ago

    The Old “Pay” to “Play” …

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    My First Premium Member 2 months ago

    “If it’s free, I’ll take three”.

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    odokwee Premium Member 2 months ago

    My dad “taxed” my Halloween haul.

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    Kwen  2 months ago

    Nelson deserves one more for honesty. He could have eaten the extra candy on his way back.

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    Kwen  2 months ago

    “JellybeaN” ? As in a singular? Who has ever eaten a SINGLE jellybean?

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    Barnabus Blackoak  2 months ago

    he ‘found’ them in the sofa cushions.

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    ANIMAL  2 months ago

    Hope his HANDS are clean…..LOL

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    JudithStocker Premium Member 2 months ago

    Good business practices, Nelson! Use it well when you’re an adult.

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    eced52  2 months ago

    It’s his commission.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    Nelson, it’s not called a finder’s fee anymore, it’s called a service fee. Look on the bottom of any restaurant ticket these days and you will know what I mean.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Amazing how early we learn to take advantage of a situation.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Just so you didn’t get them from the bottom of grandma’s 1945 purse.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Nelson’s been hanging with Earl too much! LOL

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    Earl just got hustled by a small child.

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    vacman  2 months ago

    I asked an almost bald coworker if his barber charged him full price. He said “Yes, he calls it a finders fee!”

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    The second jellybean is Nelson’s tip.

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