Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 14, 2019

He so wants to have his colonoscopy to come out clean, doesn’t he?

You won’t feel a thing during it.

The last time I had one I almost died from a perforated ulcer I will never have another one

I see no earthly reason why he should not chug both. Just maybe don’t do it on the same day. And after the colonoscopy results come out okay, have a few beers to celebrate.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! …

Don’t mind the actual procedure. Hate the prep.

Once every five years, for one day. Worth it to make sure you do not have cancer or if anything there it is immediately removed.

That reminds me I am due for another one next year.

There are much better ways to prep.

The prep for the doctor conducted colonoscopy is why I like Cologuard system. No mess, no fuss.

Go Lightly my @$$!

There are tests that don’t require a colposcopy. Unless you fail those tests. More fiber, fruits, and veggies.

That stuff will make you gag ! There’s got to be a better way to clean you out ?

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Let’s all just sit quietly here for a moment, plugger and non-plugger alike, and think about what the future, or maybe even the present, has in store for us.

Worst part of the whole procedure.

I heard of one…genius…who decided to use a gallon of beer, instead of a gallon of water. His procedure was canceled!

Today I found out I have to have an emergency colonoscopy in less than two weeks. (I was supposed to go another 1 1/2 years before the next one) Here’s hoping my problem is hemorrhoids.

Amen

I had to have it done last year twice!!!! because they found a large polyp but I didn’t have to drink down a gallon of the prep. On another note on the same subject somewhat, I tried one of those Arrow flavored waters and one of them tasted like the prep. I nearly gagged on it. Never again.

Eat some chili about 20 minutes before the appointment and the doctor will do the exam much quicker…

Barium shake. No never again.

I hope that it was not cancer!!