Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 29, 2024

I guess I’m not quite there yet, then. I still have one or two parts that still work AND don’t hurt.

“You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.”

Hy Gardner

For a plugger, all those body parts are real.

It seems as if when a person retires, he/she stops working but the body parts start hurting. The Biblical ‘three-score-and-ten’ limitation might be exceeded, but not totally evaded.

My left knee isn’t real. It’s also the only thing that doesn’t hurt.

What about those that hurt AND don’t work?

Pie Hole control … Stay in shape … Life does not have to be that way ;-)

If it hurts him so much, maybe the plugger in today’s strip should stop playing “pocket pool”.

I’ve said it for years – if it’s hurtin’, at least it’s workin’!

It only hurts when I move.

What moves, creaks, what creaks, hurts, what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work!

On ‘Aunty Acid’

A while back a commenter mentioned how beef gelatin has helped her with her joints. Never heard of beef gelatin, so looked it up, and bought some to try.

Both me and me missus take it on a daily basis, and we swear it helps, especially me with the hip pains I used to get.

SOooo, for whatever it’s worth to anyone hurting ~ ~

Plugger should checkout the Goodfeet Store.

This male Plugger has one body part that still works. However, all the pain caused to myself and partner trying to enjoy marital relations means it doesn’t get used all that often.

MYSELF!!

it’s no longer if something will hurt but what hurts and how much

Wake up with pain in a place that I didn’t even know I had the day before. :)

That is the REAL truth!

Ain’t that the truth!

The truth hurts.

I haven’t reached “full time aspirin user” yet but have done “several bits hurt at the same time” moments.