Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 17, 2020

Poncho’s breath is that bad, huh?

You dare to challenge Poncho to a bad breath contest!

Well, recovery did go on for hours.

Poncho how did you practice for this contest ? Roadkill Cafe ?

They should all check for their wallets and kidneys.

Gilligan forgot to show the preliminary Butt-sniffing by the contestants!

Never bring your puppy breath to a Halitosis Hell Storm…

Got stuck with a co-worker with halitosis in a small 8′×24′ construction trailer for a year. Some days he would chew gum, apparently in an effort to deal with it (have to give him credit for trying). Kind of like putting sugar on liver, sweeter but still gross. Some days it was so bad I’d take a clipboard and go walk around the project until he left, then go back in and work until very late to get the job done.

I will put up my 15 year old dachshund Scrappy to the challenge.

“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

Some of them must have crawled around before passing out.

Not only the winner, but Poncho should be retired as once and permanent champion.

I wonder what he ate and drank to prepare.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders — the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” — but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against Poncho when dogbreath is on the line”!

The innocent bystanders are collateral damage.

I appears that Poncho will soon be declared a menace by the Geneva Convention.

It was over before it began.