Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for November 22, 2024

And you also know you’re not going to get a whole lot of sleep yourself!

And you know your performance may not be as gripping as you thought it was.

And if you don’t hear anyone, turn on the damm TV.

“Can You Hear Me Now” Emmylou Harris

And if it’s the worst snoring ever, what are you doing in bed with my wife!?

I suppose…

True.

“If you can hear someone snoring,” it might be yourself.

Squeaky wheel gets the grease, or a slap to the head.

I knew there must’ve been some benefit.

…and the poison didnt work!