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Burger King and Dairy Queen ruled the kingdom from the White Castle. They had a son, Carl Jr. but Burger King didn't know who the father was, as Dairy Queen slept with Five Guys...
…so the burger king who always ate when perplexed rang the taco bell until the colonel in kentucky brought the kentucky fried chicken through, in and out of appleby’s orchard to the white castle. the scotsman mcdonald was summoned to the white castle to eat the kentucky fried chicken with the burger king, who invited him to figure this problem out, the burger king, sitting on the cracker barrel, was finally able to deduce that jack in the box who really lived in the pizza hut was the perpetrator of this heinous crime against the burger king and his dairy queen. in reward for helping the burger king solve this perplexing problem the burger king gave one million starbucks to mcdonald who promptly hopped on his caribou and with his faithful companion perkins returned to his homeland to live in peace.the end
This is not in the least bit funny. There is something terribly wrong with the cartoonist, and I feel sorry for anyone who laughed at his effort. Adultery and its consequences are serious matters, not things to try to joke about.
eromlig almost 9 years ago
Dave – a classic!!
Craig Wittler almost 9 years ago
Could be worse, could’ve mentioned the King’s affair with Wendy. And let’s not even get started with the In and Out.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Then there was the rumor about Wendy and the Farmer Boys Shaking the Shack.
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
So, he cried to the Colonel and had chicken for dinner.
backyardcowboy almost 9 years ago
I thought Dairy Queen was Gay?
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Rumor has it, the father is Big Mac.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
I read that Carl Jr is leaving the kingdom. Something about taxes……
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
Snerk…. Nicely done
John9 almost 9 years ago
They should all Rally’s behind the Checkers flag.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Taco Bell says to think outside the bun and the castle?
Tigdi almost 9 years ago
The king was Red as a Lobster, but in the end he took the Subway home and continued to rule just as if he were Little Ceasar.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 9 years ago
…so the burger king who always ate when perplexed rang the taco bell until the colonel in kentucky brought the kentucky fried chicken through, in and out of appleby’s orchard to the white castle. the scotsman mcdonald was summoned to the white castle to eat the kentucky fried chicken with the burger king, who invited him to figure this problem out, the burger king, sitting on the cracker barrel, was finally able to deduce that jack in the box who really lived in the pizza hut was the perpetrator of this heinous crime against the burger king and his dairy queen. in reward for helping the burger king solve this perplexing problem the burger king gave one million starbucks to mcdonald who promptly hopped on his caribou and with his faithful companion perkins returned to his homeland to live in peace.the end
androgenoide almost 9 years ago
Five…? Let’s see, there’s Ronald, Dave, Harlan and Jack… Who else?
tahoeh2o almost 9 years ago
Send in the clown…
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Maybe Jack got in the box.
gaslightguy almost 9 years ago
In-N-Out. In-N-Out.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Dave’s best toon of 2016
RabbitDad almost 9 years ago
Sounds like the Queen had a bad Habit.
jfgecik almost 9 years ago
This is not in the least bit funny. There is something terribly wrong with the cartoonist, and I feel sorry for anyone who laughed at his effort. Adultery and its consequences are serious matters, not things to try to joke about.
DenO Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I read that the Dairy Queen was pregnant. The Burger King failed to wrap his whopper.