Why not?
Because. Just because.
When the light changes, it says “Why not?”
Ran across something a few months back. The chicken crossed the road to pick up a carton of eggs after overhearing Farmer Brown say when the chicken stops laying, it’s the chopping block for her.
Why move from any point to any other point? The fact that there’s a road in between them is a distraction.
Q: Why did this chicken NOT cross the road?
A: He couldn’t answer “Why?”.
To be “Road Kill”.
He bawlked, when his motives were questioned.
To get to the other side?
Because it’s there.
to prove to the opossum that it can be done……..
i played tic tac toe against a chicken named roxy.i lost! it was one of the games at monticello casino and raceway.
An eggistential question.
To show the coons and possums how it’s done.
What the flock …?
The chicken crossed the road to show the deer how it’s done…
Whyever not?
To get to the udder side?
Because I wanna fly the coop?
Because of my combover?
For the hope of a better pecking order.
Why not!
1. The road moved under the chicken.
2. Father O’Chicken made the sign of the cross to bless the road.
I long for the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. :)
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
Why not?
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Because. Just because.
eromlig almost 3 years ago
When the light changes, it says “Why not?”
syzygy47 almost 3 years ago
Ran across something a few months back. The chicken crossed the road to pick up a carton of eggs after overhearing Farmer Brown say when the chicken stops laying, it’s the chopping block for her.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
Why move from any point to any other point? The fact that there’s a road in between them is a distraction.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Q: Why did this chicken NOT cross the road?
A: He couldn’t answer “Why?”.
Iseau almost 3 years ago
To be “Road Kill”.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
He bawlked, when his motives were questioned.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
To get to the other side?
admiree2 almost 3 years ago
Because it’s there.
zerotvus almost 3 years ago
to prove to the opossum that it can be done……..
manowarrior almost 3 years ago
i played tic tac toe against a chicken named roxy.i lost! it was one of the games at monticello casino and raceway.
otforever almost 3 years ago
An eggistential question.
jonsieg almost 3 years ago
To show the coons and possums how it’s done.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
What the flock …?
Robert Miller Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The chicken crossed the road to show the deer how it’s done…
ekke almost 3 years ago
Whyever not?
To get to the udder side?
Because I wanna fly the coop?
Because of my combover?
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
For the hope of a better pecking order.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Why not!
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
1. The road moved under the chicken.
2. Father O’Chicken made the sign of the cross to bless the road.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I long for the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. :)