Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 16, 2022

oh i see new-age stuff got into the food chain already

I prefer the term liquid chicken.

Egging him on

Now try the cherries that have no stone.

Unfertilized chicken ovum.

Boneless and Meatless.

The bone of contention is boneless!!!

Got it from Gary Larson’s Boneless Chicken Ranch.

But not “rubber chicken” or “Rubber Biscuit?”

“The Rubber Biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that bounces off the wall into your mouth! If it don’t bounce back, you go hungry!”

They are in Texas

Ewwwww

He’s not wrong.

It’s a lesson in context. Like Demetri Martin’s small, but importance difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

NOT if it’s Balut!!!

Eggsit now without paying.

How can there be a cherry that has no stone? / How cab ther be a chicken that has no bone? / How can there be a baby with no cryin’? / How can you tell a story that has no end? /

A cherry when it’s bloomin, there ain’t no stone / A chicken when it’s pipping, there ain’t no bone / And when a baby’s sleeping, there’s no crying / And when I say I love you, there ain’t no end /

And a fist upside the head is technically swatting a fly…

Well, I find the shell to be kind of chewy like the bones. But we can discuss that in the marrow.

Uuuu not really. could be a duck or platapus

Old English ballad, “Riddle Song”: “I gave my love a chicken that had no bone…”

And if a customer asks for ice, he brings a glass of water? Look for the “Closed Permanently” sign in their window very soon.

Which came first … or was it Who …?

I Don’t Know … [ ok, EVERYBODY now … 3-2-1 …]

A chicken-and-egg dish called “Mother and Child Reunion” that Paul Simon saw on a Chinese restaurant’s menu inspired his hit song on his 2nd CBS studio album in 1972.

The chef’s playing a yolk on him.