Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 14, 2023

I left my harp in Stan Frank’s Disco.

He left it at the diner. It was one of Springsteen’s hungry hearts.

Perhaps Igor has a (second) home in San Francisco.

Are these puns funny… I heartly think so!

Are these funs punny… absotively!

at least Igor remember to bring the “Abi-normal” brain

Eat your heart ❤️ out! It’s missing!

My favourite video of the only real arrangement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryF9p-nqsWw

In a jar labelled Abby something…

The last time Igor forgot the heart, he didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Maybe he lives in San Francisco

The Tin Woodsman stole it. He got tired of waiting for the Wizard to get him one.

Not now quite the same place as when this song was written.

Of course, the real question is where the typical San Franciscan has left their brains!

And squirrel has nothing to add? (I know he has a name but I’m a busy man)

Stop draggin’ my heart around!

We don’t even want to know where he left his shorts!

He left his spleen and appendix in Monterey.

Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

Thanks Dave, this one made my day, very funny, I reread it and still got a good laugh…

Fun fact: Tennessee Ernie Ford was first offered the song and turned it down … he left his heart in Nashville …!

Heart for Art’s sake?

Maybe it’s in that restroom stall where he sat all broken-hearted; spent the time and only….

Where did he leave his spade, diamond and club?

They don’t even have Frank’s head screwed on yet.

At this point the director yells, “Cut! Can we please stop with the silly heart puns and get on with the cartoon?”

Heartless ♫