Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 09, 2023

Look who’s talking. You think you’re such a fun_gi.

Groan, Ralph.

You never know who’s gonna turn up (turnip)!!!

I was going to post something witty too, but I think I’ll just veg out on this one.

He is very ish!

You’d think the potato and carrot would be rooting for poor Rad.

if Ed Grimley were a vegetable.

I know a regular commenter over on Frog Applause who might have legal grounds for action. (He goes by Rad-ish, I think because he’s something of a radical.)

Aren’t radishes red or is it the colorists’ fault?

Yes, he is.

Or a toad stool…

Lettuce just wait and see who turns out shredded, steamed, grilled and boiled! Beets the heck out of me!

Talk about a word salad …!

Lots of dads here today with time on their hands for joke making.

Ha ha…

YO! RAD-LEE!… RAD-STER!… THE RAD-MEISTER! How’s the Ranch Dressing, Bro!?

Corny.

Is there shroom for one more pun to turnip? Make that two.

When the radish parties, he’ll always turnip the beets!!

Good one! Took a little creative gymnastics but it works!

She’s a sweet thing and fun to grope.

Not only not rad enough, not red enough.

I wonder how the term “Jewish” came to be. As in the cartoon example, “ish” means “sort of.” So if Jews are Jewish, why are not Catholics Catholicish?