Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 19, 2023

Enjoy the Swedish meatballs. Find a bed and nap. You will get an escort out.

Climb over.

Use your Allen wrench.

Why would you want to.

You need a key to hexit.

It feels like being in a fish trap.

You’ll pay more going to IKEA.

that’s not a maze – one of the bookshelves fell over…

I assumed the meat for the meatballs came from those who couldn’t find the exit by closing time.

I’ve always thought that IKEA is a Swedish plot to take over the world.

It’s nice that you can build your own. It’s really sad, though, when you build it (probably without looking at the directions) and forget to put in the most important part.

Oh well, it’s IKEA… just undo a couple of the fasteners, then it’ll pretty much just topple like dominoes!

Turn right at the Flörp display. Right past the Yürnvärrps.

Two rats walk into a maze…

Jump over the walls.

IKEA … No Company For Old Men … what’s the most parts

you ever lost in YOUR assembly …?

( it’s a toss up )

Maybe a chunk of cheese to entice them.

Just follow the trail of unused nuts and bolts that you will find out later should have been used.

Just follow the smell to the meatballs.

Welcome to the world of Secure, Contain, Protect. Look up SCP-3008 – Trapped in IKEA, on YouTube. (I tried to post a link, but it gets deleted).

It looks Ikea went the wrong way!!

They have a gnawing problem.

Your best bet is to just give up and live there forever.

Just follow the arrows