Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 02, 2023

It wasn’t the serpent that did the kicking.

God did the kicking because it was the WILL of the people to disobey

Apple only got worse after that.

Travel to earth? There’s an APP-le for that!

Apple just runs the gated garden under contract.

You’ve got to pay for the apple. Do you think they just grow on trees or something?

Nice pun!

It’s in the HOA rules and by-laws.

you had one job…………..

Things might be a whole lot different if someone had the presence of mind to stomp that stupid snake!

the fine print…

IPhones taste terrible.

From my alter ego Sir Nitpick:The kind of fruit in the story is unknown. The Hebrew calls it the fruit of that certain tree. Calling it an apple comes from early English, when the word “apple” simply meant “fruit”. It hadn’t come to be so specific yet. Today,,calling it an apple merely continues an erroneous tradition.[Me]Sorry, I can’t always control him.

The Bible didn’t call it an Apple, it was The Forbidden Fruit…

To out-nitpick Sir Nitpick (see davidlwashburn above) depicting the serpent as a snake is as mistaken as depicting Noah’s Ark with a bow. (Look it up; it was just a giant waterproof box.) The serpent wasn’t condemned to crawl on its belly until after the Forbidden Fruit incident.

Which are printed on that little sticker

What’s ‘Reading’?

iPeruse, iProcede, iPray it’s OK …!

But they are printed on the seeds , how were we to know that?

i guess i forgot.

HA! So this is how reality game shows began!

Question: why did God plant that tree in Eden? Why not Tasmania or the Antarctic, where Eve couldn’t get to it? And why create such a tree in the first place, if he didn’t want anyone to eat its fruit?

It’s almost as if he was setting up Adam and Eve to fail.

“…you didn’t read the Apple terms and conditions?”

Those weren’t their Jobs.

definitely sounds like the original snake oil salesman response to me

If everybody read the terms and conditions Apples HQ still would be a garage.