Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 09, 2024

You’re looking quite lean.

How will that help?

Is she on the Pisa diet?

Well, her name is Eileen.

Is that Eileen?

She’ll table that idea.

Yeah. That’s all she needs: a sweet toe!

That’s a mean lean, Jean!

She should go to Pisa.

Can you say “Type 2 diabetes” …?

( lean to the left, lean to the right, getting it straight is a fight, fight, fight )

That’ll do it!

And she leaves her comments in italics…

a folded napkin works, too…

“ I’d like to askew some questions.”

Typical. Offer a band-aid solution, rather than addressing the cause.

Sweet n’ Low works better.

There was actually a case of severe back strain caused by a man sitting on his overly thick wallet. It seems like a “doctor joke” but he was cured when they removed most of the contents of his wallet.

yup… a half pound burger, a half pound of cake n’ ice cream!

I thought you were supposed to use match packs…

Full tilt ?

“A well-balanced meal!”

Corn meal.