And my period lasts 250 years.
As usual, Ralph hits the nail on the head.
“Beam me up Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.”
Good point, Ralph! Even when aliens fly past Earth… they lock their doors!
Looks like the earth has an unnatural attraction to dwarfs…
Earth already has the moon, which is bigger than Pluto. What would it want with Pluto?
Pluto was the only planet that got ‘cancelled’!
I’m so small and insignificant compared to other planets… what do you want from me?
I thought Pluto was a dog.
Positively infested with the darned things! It’s disgusting!
Dwarf planet eh. It still means he a kinda planet.
Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more!
Ouch!
The gravity force is strong in this one …!
Pluto doesn’t seem to be falling for him.
I commend everyone here for feeling constrained from doing a Uranus joke. It would be much too easy and you all are too sophisticated…………..said nobody, ever.
Pluto was demoted but he didn’t planet that way.
They may continue to have a VERY long-distance relationship.
Is Uranus still available?
Pluto is now King of the Kuiper belt … no longer a little fish in a big pond.
He’s just blowing smoke out of Uranus
Nah, he’s already dancin with the moon!
I never knew there were puns in outer space!
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
And my period lasts 250 years.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago
As usual, Ralph hits the nail on the head.
Sue Ellen about 2 months ago
“Beam me up Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.”
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good point, Ralph! Even when aliens fly past Earth… they lock their doors!
Stocky One about 2 months ago
Looks like the earth has an unnatural attraction to dwarfs…
Kroykali about 2 months ago
Earth already has the moon, which is bigger than Pluto. What would it want with Pluto?
nancyb creator about 2 months ago
Pluto was the only planet that got ‘cancelled’!
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
I’m so small and insignificant compared to other planets… what do you want from me?
Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago
I thought Pluto was a dog.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago
Positively infested with the darned things! It’s disgusting!
Gent about 2 months ago
Dwarf planet eh. It still means he a kinda planet.
Zoomer&Yeti about 2 months ago
Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more!
Gerard Cannie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ouch!
Howard'sMyHero about 2 months ago
The gravity force is strong in this one …!
Cerabooge about 2 months ago
Pluto doesn’t seem to be falling for him.
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
I commend everyone here for feeling constrained from doing a Uranus joke. It would be much too easy and you all are too sophisticated…………..said nobody, ever.
davewhamond creator about 2 months ago
Pluto was demoted but he didn’t planet that way.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
They may continue to have a VERY long-distance relationship.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Is Uranus still available?
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Pluto is now King of the Kuiper belt … no longer a little fish in a big pond.
PaulGoes about 2 months ago
He’s just blowing smoke out of Uranus
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
Nah, he’s already dancin with the moon!
The Tooninator creator about 2 months ago
I never knew there were puns in outer space!