Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 18, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And my period lasts 250 years.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As usual, Ralph hits the nail on the head.

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    Sue Ellen  about 2 months ago

    “Beam me up Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Good point, Ralph! Even when aliens fly past Earth… they lock their doors!

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    Stocky One  about 2 months ago

    Looks like the earth has an unnatural attraction to dwarfs…

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    Kroykali  about 2 months ago

    Earth already has the moon, which is bigger than Pluto. What would it want with Pluto?

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    nancyb creator about 2 months ago

    Pluto was the only planet that got ‘cancelled’!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    I’m so small and insignificant compared to other planets… what do you want from me?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I thought Pluto was a dog.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Positively infested with the darned things! It’s disgusting!

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Dwarf planet eh. It still means he a kinda planet.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  about 2 months ago

    Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more!

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    Gerard Cannie Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ouch!

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 months ago

    The gravity force is strong in this one …!

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    Cerabooge  about 2 months ago

    Pluto doesn’t seem to be falling for him.

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    cactusbob333  about 2 months ago

    I commend everyone here for feeling constrained from doing a Uranus joke. It would be much too easy and you all are too sophisticated…………..said nobody, ever.

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    davewhamond creator about 2 months ago

    Pluto was demoted but he didn’t planet that way.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    They may continue to have a VERY long-distance relationship.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Is Uranus still available?

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    Pluto is now King of the Kuiper belt … no longer a little fish in a big pond.

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    PaulGoes  about 2 months ago

    He’s just blowing smoke out of Uranus

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    lnrokr55  about 2 months ago

    Nah, he’s already dancin with the moon!

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    The Tooninator creator about 2 months ago

    I never knew there were puns in outer space!

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