Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 17, 2024

IT’s just like all those Drones Flying around!

Obviously, his folks got it at the Dollar Store.

Oh eye see.

Annuit Cœptus Novus Ordo Seclorum

the eye in the sky…

Now, when you say they “got rid” of the elf… did it involve a blender or a garbage disposal, maybe?

I notice the stuffed rabbit just happens to be missing an eye…..

Creepy!

What’Sauron with those parents? They’ll suffer the wraith of their children later when they get old.

The eye pyramid could be removed with a Masonic boom.

Right on the money.

EYE hate when this happens…..mean while, the elf has fled to the North Pole because he’s helping in the workshop….tis the season…..

Not so discreet nanny cam.

It would be more impressive (and creepier) if it were like the ones on a dollar bill, with the eye on a separate section at the top, hovering over the rest of the pyramid.

I have the Eye of Horus on my shelf!

The eyes have it!

It’s a real eyesore.

Eye of Sauron

Don’t forget BOTH those eyes behind mom’s head …‼️

I put my grandkids elves in the sink with their legs in the disposal once, but my daughter moved them before the kids woke up. Whoever started the elf thing should in line in front of the guy who shot the pope to get in hell.

Watch out, if he gives you the evil eye, no presents under the tree.