Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 01, 2019

Yeah. They don’t call them “weasels” for nothing.

Don’t forget German weasels.

She’s channeling Ruthie from One Big Happy.

the “treasonweasel” might strike a blow…

Me as a kid…

turn off C-SPAN, kid.

…and other ermine.

Mom: You mean vermin.

Did you remember to take your L’il Critters Gummy Vite?

Really? I had a weasel in my house once and thought it was adorable. It had the cutest little face. Of course we escorted it outside though, not sure the cats would have approved if we asked it to stay.

I hear there’s one loose in the Oval Office…a huge one!

Go to YouTube and look up Ozzy the Weasel. You’ll want one.

Scary? Weasels ripped my flesh!

This is just brilliant. I’m not going to be able to un-hear that now :-)

YAWN

Those anti-vaxers got the weasel vaccine banned.