God, I hope I never have to bring in that kind of sample. I don’t like looking in the toilet for one thing. And the thought of having a lab tech pick thru my poop is just totally embarrassing.
In the 17th and 18th century, it was the responsibility of European Military Camp Cooks to poke thru the latrine (open ditch) contents to ascertain the effects and “vitality” of their troop’s meals.. Imagine THAT ! Eeeww !! E-Coli, anyone?
I went to the doctor’s office and he asked me for a stool sample. So I showed him a little wooden chair. He yelled at me for wasting his time and told me to get out of his office. Dejected I went home. I am still pooping furniture and I have no answers as to why. My nightmare continues…
suv2000 over 4 years ago
Sample !
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Okay, that made me laugh. Kudos.
wiatr over 4 years ago
Ewww.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
That’s funny!
momofalex7 over 4 years ago
Made me chuckle.
BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago
Won’t they be surprised.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Can’t fix stupid…..LOL
bikamper over 4 years ago
Glad I wasn’t sipping coffee.
bookworm0812 over 4 years ago
God, I hope I never have to bring in that kind of sample. I don’t like looking in the toilet for one thing. And the thought of having a lab tech pick thru my poop is just totally embarrassing.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Either that, or they need some bulbs changed…
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
So far, I’ve only had to bring a stool sample for the cat. If I am lucky…….
JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sadly, there are some who would be puzzled by this and fail to recognize subtle humor. You get extra points for this panel.
waltermgm over 4 years ago
That’s because they’ve removed the chairs from the waiting room to avoid contamination surfaces.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
If if your passed stool passes the test you will not need a colonoscopy.
unca jim over 4 years ago
In the 17th and 18th century, it was the responsibility of European Military Camp Cooks to poke thru the latrine (open ditch) contents to ascertain the effects and “vitality” of their troop’s meals.. Imagine THAT ! Eeeww !! E-Coli, anyone?
kf6rro over 4 years ago
I went to the doctor’s office and he asked me for a stool sample. So I showed him a little wooden chair. He yelled at me for wasting his time and told me to get out of his office. Dejected I went home. I am still pooping furniture and I have no answers as to why. My nightmare continues…
theoldidahofox over 4 years ago
Collecting stool samples is Trump’s only hobby.