Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 29, 2021

So you can play Mad Libs. Everyone my family can except my daughter-in-law.

If you think English is fun, over in Spanish they’re having a gender reveal party for a doorknob.

I used to enjoy parsing sentences.

I actually don’t recall learning about gerunds. I didn’t even know what one was. Had to look it up.

I hated school because you had to learn stuff that had no purpose in real life. In all my adult life I’ve never had to figure out anything about train A and train B leaving stations and meeting at some point either.

Must’a been before Where’s Waldo.

I have forgotten what a gerund is.

We knew better than to ask why…..

It’s much easier to learn a foreign language if you understand grammatical concepts and sentence structure in your own language.

I can no longer tell you the rules of grammar – but I can construct a proper sentence, which is a highly under-rated – and rapidly vanishing – life skill.

My neighbors had a Gerund reveal party.

I know that Gerund Ford succeeded Richard Nixon as President. So there.

So that we can write comments making fun of everyone else’s bad grammar

I remember those days, haven’t used the information since, that I am aware of, but then I’m unaware of a lot of things, according to my Wife.