Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 25, 2023

Screw it. In.

Next.

Remove the ladder, insert a desk chair, and that was me yesterday. Risky business!

One husband and two wives. Wait. He has two wives? “Bigamy is when a man has too many wives. Some say marriage is the same thing.”

Just one; my late husband was very good at doing chores like that.

Two: your husband and the one who is a trained electrician to clean up his mess.

Inept male jokes are lame but this takes it to the extreme.

It only takes one, it’s a matter of when he gets around to it

We just moved into a house built in 1946 and I’m finding that I have to replace about a quarter of the light fixtures. The last was in the laundry room and there was evidence of fire in the base. Coupled with the fact that the wiring was energized even with the switch off, a fun time was had by all.

Hey; At least his using an actual stepladder instead of a chair with rollers. He gets a punch on his Husband Card.

Folksingers? 5: 1 to change it & 4 to sing about how good the old bulb was.

Bluegrassers? 5: 1 to change it & 4 to complain that that’s how Earl would have done it.

Bassists? 1. 5. 1. 5.

Chick singers? 1; she just holds the bulb & the world revolves around her. (Note: That one is told with “lead guitarists” as well.)

And, with a slight change – How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Hippies don’t screw in lightbulbs; they screw in Volkswagons…………

It he shows up with a hard hat, safety goggles, insulating elbow gloves, a thirty pound stool belt and full scaffolding with safety rails… well, just let him go. Some like the tools more than the task.

Funny girls…..

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. (My favorite lightbulb joke.)