Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 13, 2018

how does the Bablylonian “yo mama” joke even go?

ʬʭʮѬѨѮᴥ₺ yo mama is so ugly we had to stop using hieroglyphics to protect our eyes ʮѨʬʭѮᴥ₺Ѭ

… that time being when your brain is exhausted from trying to think up algorithms.

Where do these Japanese crows get their nuts from? I’ve lived in Japan for decades and have never seen or heard of this.

I have seen this in Hungary too. They’re very clever birds.

Exactly 33 minutes before you have to kick down a door and clear a house full of enemy insurgents.

Sea gulls in New England drop quahogs on rocks to break the shells so they can eat the clam.

I wonder how much money they wasted on that coffee algorithm.

I’ve always figured there was something going between those ears. I was driving on I-91 just south of Barton, VT and saw a crow sitting on the outside of the white line, he flew up and across the road, he then landed outside of the yellow line as if he knew what the lines were for.

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Crows make and use tools: https://www.inverse.com/article/46535-how-do-crows-make-tools

I lived in Japan for 33 years and never saw crows do that. Doesn’t mean they don’t somewhere in Japan. Just never noticed such a thing.

I wonder if the inventor of the internet also invented the algorithm and named it after himself.

OK, ok, I’m just kidding. I have absolutely nothing against him, but I cannot resist a good pun.

Coffee algorithms—really? Do they have to take the fun out of everything?

Yo mammas so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip.

When to drink coffee. That was money well spent.

The optimal time for coffee is between the last one and the next one.

Sooooo…..would the US Army care to fill me in on what the optimal time to drink coffee is?

Re: Coffee – Hmmm, let’s see… maybe… in the morning? ☺

“Yo mama is such a bad cook that people spit out the food and eat the recipe that is on the clay tablet…”

Leaving this here and backing out of this thread slowly: http://www.cracked.com/article_19042_6-terrifying-ways-crows-are-way-smarter-than-you-think.html

The optimal time is now!

Our tax dollars flushed down the drain again for a useless study! Can I choose where my tax money is spent?

Crows, the smartest of the birds.

Pffft, They should have just asked the Navy when the optimal time was….and that’s ANYtime.

Wonder how many millions of taxpayer dollars that took to figure out?

From the TV Tropes Wiki a while back: “I think pretty much all the ways to insult people were explored in depth shortly after the invention of language.” “Which is about the same time your mom was explored in depth.”

Did you give credit for this to “Yo Mama?”

The government is wasting time and money to determine the “optimal” time to drink coffee?? Any coffee drinker could tell them – when you feel you need it!

Right way, wrong way, Army way.

Yo mama so fat, they take her to the beach and sell her shade. Yo mama so black, when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on.

Seagulls have learned to drop Clams and Quahogs on the paved roads and parking lots near the beach.Tough luck if your car happens to be there when it happens.

Yo momma so old, the first yo momma joke is about her…