Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 01, 2019

what was that piece of literature Sir. Churchill wrote and is it still in print? (the albino penguin is almost one year old!)

Makes sense that a spotless penguin would be born in a place referred to as polish.

Poland only has one zoo?

I was so thirsty, I had about five gowpens of water.

There’s a famous photograph of Winston Churchill. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sir_Winston_Churchill_-_19086236948.jpg It’s said Churchill was scowling because the photographer took Churchill’s cigar.

I believe penguins are hatched, not born.

He is a trend setter – no one was ever able to pull off a totally white tuxedo before now!

Trump is dreaming of a Nobel prize in literature for his tweets.

Was that a nail polish or a shoe polish zoo?

Churchill’s mom was HAAAWT!

And “Cowpen” is the term for a place where you cup your hands for soap and water…

So, is it a different term when I cup my hands to collect water? In the shower or a fountain, say.

i didn’t know that the go comics censors allowed us to say “gowpen”…