It’s not a lack of intelligence when kids put foreign objects in odd places. When I worked for ear-nose-and-throat doctors, it was amazing how many kids put things in their ears and noses. The dangerous thing was when they swallowed a foreign object. It could get stuck, or even go down the windpipe instead of the esophagus. That could often require emergency surgery to remove.
monkeysky almost 4 years ago
A little frog? Nice choice
Leroy almost 4 years ago
BION: I walked to the mailbox.
[Now that the bar has been lowered regarding what is amazing, I thought I’d join in.]
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
She’s going to have to live with that tattoo for the rest of her life.
therese_callahan2002 almost 4 years ago
Come and get those emus, Doug! LOL!
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
“Oh, that’s where I put that Lego!” I wonder if little Sameer even wants it now.
SharkNose almost 4 years ago
I want a blue strawberry…
Gent almost 4 years ago
Well, what’d ya know. Even strawberry has flavours.
The Pro from Dover almost 4 years ago
I thought you were going to say Dorothy left lockdown to lick one of those psychedelic toads.
J Short almost 4 years ago
If you let a strawberry sit long enough, it will usually become white. You wouldn’t want to eat it.
J Short almost 4 years ago
The Emus had been warned about smoking in the pub and not paying their tab. They were awful tippers, and often stiffed the waitstaff.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
You might be one of the dumber New Zealanders around, Sameer.
Take care and gesundheit.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
What will her tattoo look like when Dorthy gets old?
smurf764 almost 4 years ago
One of the banned Emus left the bar and got a job displaying “bad” on obnoxious insurance tv ads
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
Sameer Anwar’s parents are still looking for their car.
Do not eat the black ones.
Upon getting her tattoo Dorothy Pollack joined the Wolverine Watchmen militia.
The Australian Outback Pub has a policy of no insurance sales on the premises.
dmagoon202ii almost 4 years ago
What was the “bad behavior” the emus did?
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
How do you ban emus? They probably follow instructions about as well as cats, and they tend to look alike to humans.
Ricky Bennett almost 4 years ago
The two emus were too emu-tional…
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Why don’t we see the non-red strawberries in the more progressive food outlets or farmers’ markets?
craigwestlake almost 4 years ago
The emus refused to stop singing obscene lyrics set to “Waltzing Matilda”…
finnygirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s not a lack of intelligence when kids put foreign objects in odd places. When I worked for ear-nose-and-throat doctors, it was amazing how many kids put things in their ears and noses. The dangerous thing was when they swallowed a foreign object. It could get stuck, or even go down the windpipe instead of the esophagus. That could often require emergency surgery to remove.
pbr50138 almost 4 years ago
I wonder how the tattooist made her skin tight enough to tattoo on?