Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 06, 2024

I think in their translation of the Bible, the fatted calf is a fatted hog.

OK, how many of you, reading through this, thought that the last word of the KFC item was going to be “bacon”?

There is the bacon cult. and there is a orange cult….which is unhealthiest?

I like bacon but I don’t think I’d join a bacon church unless there’s more eating than praying.

I hear they thought about converting to KFB’s – Kentucky Fried Bacon.

I was in a chain pub yesterday and was told they had no chicken. A problem with the suppliers. That’s how it started last time.

Mmmm…. Bacon Day…

i love seaweed! seaweed is delicious!! why give it another flavor?? this is like people having different flavors of coffee….

On the KFC fact-HA!!

Lots of bacon today.

I think I may reject The Flying Spaghetti Monster in favor of The Church of Bacon.

Those OSU scientists are now in the state witness protection program to protect them from the Las Vegas bacon church people.

If pigs could fly, then bacon would be out of the average person’s reach..

“Scientist at the Oregon State University”: this is the kind of science I could get behind! I doubt the grant money would have come from “the other white meat” lobby…

Now if they can develop a seaweed strain that tastes like lobster…

BACON!!!!!

I can see it now: an SLT, S eaweed,L ettuce and T omato sandwich. The newest taste sensation coming to a diner/deli near you!

I think that was caused by a mass casualty of sea gulls ersatz chickens. Those birds are paltry, plucky pullets who chickened out.

Seabacon sounds like a race horse.

It may taste like bacon, but it still chews like seaweed. No thanks

When the church has a potluck, how do they decide who brings what?

Last time a KFC, the chicken pieces were small. They may have been cornish hens.

I’ll believe it when I taste it. Maybe.

those closings in the uk must’ve been tough for folks who like fried chicken so greasy that it’s inedible…

That church is the only one I’ve ever come across that I feel I could stomach. But I wonder what they expect you to put in the collection plate at weekly services.

If I joined, would I be allowed to eat and celebrate turkey bacon? Or would I have to leave the church and found my own sect (The Reformed United Church of Bacon) that allows non-pork bacon (including vegetarian bacon)?

Getting complicated. Maybe I’ll just occasionally enjoy bacon on my own and not bother joining.