Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 13, 2021

See how they grow…

Thank you.

As annoying as that Jiminy cricket!!

YES!!!!!

I call this the dinner song. I sing it as I fix dinner and the dog circles the kitchen island hoping for castaways.

thank god for small favors…

That ranks up there with my worst hated ear worm, “It’s a Small World.”

Just looked up “Baby Shark” on YouTube. So it’s an actual song. Watching that was a rather high price to pay just to get the joke.

The audience jumps to their feet erupting in applause!

“Hello my Honey, Hello my Baby…………”

8.4 BILLION VIEWS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w You’re welcome.

I am so thrilled that I haven’t a clue what the ‘Baby Shark’ song is and from these comments, I don’t ever want to know.

calamari doo doo doo doo doo

I’ve intentionally avoided looking up that song so I don’t get the earworm.

Eventually the octopus will be doo doo.

Full fat fish, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Thank you baby shark for your service

I think a reference to “My Octopus Teacher” — an amazing movie up for an Oscar …

Hit the squids.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good riddance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Everybody’s a critic.

I guess I wouldn’t like to be in that octopus’s garden in the shade..

“Stuffed to the gills, shark; doo doo doo doo doo doo – Stuffed to the gills shark; doo doo…

Taste like sushi

At least we are spared the verse about baby octopus.

It’s not a rip off of “Baby Beluga” kiddie song?