Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 09, 2022

“…and make it look like an accident.”

Next week’s refrain: Leftovers again?

Tusk times, tusk times….

Sure thing boss. May take a few days…

Of course, he will reappear, but it will be in a greatly altered form.

Pecking order

Elephant tipping … Don’t worry, it’s just a trick. No actual elephants were harmed in the making of this comic.

I’d be lion if I could. whadaya take me for, a turkey?

Is this a commentary on poaching?

Well, he was in our room and we decided not to ignore him anymore…

He’s going to eat this job up!

Vultures, kettle of 30, Vulture kettle.

Buzzard Funeral Director?

should require gold coins

The tusks will be the hardest part. They’ll take the body to Alabama where the Tuskaloosa (Apologies to Groucho Marx.).

I’ll need a little help from my friends.