Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 24, 2023

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    red_tape  about 1 year ago

    awww, poor little guy

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And next time, make an appointment. You can’t just pop in.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    A good dermatologist might be able to help that puffy skin, too.

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    STEPUP  about 1 year ago

    Maybe he’s got a yeast infection!!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There goes one sour dough!

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    He’s a slow starter.

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    Captain Bars  about 1 year ago

    Regarding how to deal with the part where he gets poked in the belly all the time, my suggestion would be for him to wear an armored chest plate.

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    basspro  about 1 year ago

    In true dough fashion though he must “rise” to the occasion, what ever that might be.

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    kucpa Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s a diagnoses he didn’t knead to hear.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    He’s not laughing now.

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    At least it’s not a yeast infection!!!!!

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    I figured he’d have abs by now from all that poking

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    I didn’t think he was baked yet.

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    paranormal  about 1 year ago

    I hate companies advertising that their product doesn’t have gluten when it never had any in the first place…

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    Judeeye Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This is beginning of the new slogan, poke me one more time and I’ll kick your butt!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 1 year ago

    Aww, poor Poppin’ Fresh!

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    Fantom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He was hoping for a miracle to satisfy his kneads.

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    bilbrlsn  about 1 year ago

    A smaller percentage of humanity has the genetic condition for celiac than left-handedness or even those with intersex traits and yet half my grocery store touts gluten-free.

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    There’s a grain of truth to the diagnosis.

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    ekke  about 1 year ago

    Poke me once, shame on you. Poke me twice, shame on Pillsbury for objectifying me while showing no consideration for my delicate condition.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 year ago

    Like the Far Side duck who was allergic to down.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Doughboy, that’s a tough one!

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    Norris66  about 1 year ago

    Oh I just read the poor guys obituary. Seems he got poked to many times in the stomach.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We can only hope he gets butter on his own.

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