Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 19, 2024

DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!

I once bought some frozen spaghetti and meat balls, and when I heated it i found exactly two meat balls in it.

One raviolo.

Didja know that “ravioli” is the plural of “raviolo”?

Same package sizes, less product. Tired of the scam.

It’s like a can of pork and beans, all beans and one tiny cube of fat.

At Halloween we gave out mini packs of candy. One kid noticed his pak of M&Ms was just an M.

And for dessert, Canonly ??

Dinner for those nights when “You’re just not that hungry!”

Truth in advertising strikes again.

One ravioli in the can???

Bidenomics …in the can!

A friend of mine works at a company that makes fresh stuffed pastas, not canned, ravioli, tortelllini, whatever, with different fillings. He gets free samples, and every now and then gives me some. Hard to believe I once liked the canned stuff. With Chef Boyardee, maybe less is more.

Looks like the serving size at an expensive restaurant

Bidennomics

The rest of the ravioli must’ve pasta way.

Boy! Are dee suckers buying our stuff?

One is the loneliest…

As for the trolls: blaming a president (any president) for corporate greed is extremely stupid.

I’ll take the cannonly.

Still taste good

Weight Watcher’s brand?

My sister ordered “spaghetti and meatball” in a restaurant, thinking it was a typo, but that’s what she got – one small meatball.