Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 10, 2025

You’re gonna need a bigger boast.

Is that a Megalodon?

“Apex” means different things depending on where you are.

Giant Shark eh.

so, if the most fearsome apex predator wets himself, how would we know ??

“Be quiet orca’pow, right in the kisser!”

Mom’s busy working on her sharkuterie board.

Looks more as though he’s going to be keeping them down. Unless they give him indigestion.

I would if I were them!!

Baby sharks and Daddy shark…cue the music…

Until an orca shows up. Liver for dinner!

Reminds of that prison riot in the simpsons that was stopped when drederick Tatum (parody of Mike Tyson) asked politely to quiet down so he can enjoy his jello