Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 24, 2025

Or not.

Eventually…

No meals, no exercise? What kind of joint is this? Still, funny!!!!

A more pessimistic version of that saying is:

“When one door closes, another slams shut.”

This online review says that the room service is not very good.

He all skin n bones. Look like he starve to death.

Jesus was a crappy cabinet maker

Timing is everything.

…but not always in a place where you can use it.

“When one door closes another one opens.”

That appears to be an openion, not a fact.

He’s dead as a doornail.

But they never said when.

Just not in that room.

… and consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors … which offers you this chilling challenge — to find a way out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Of course, there’s always MY way.

well, sounds good on paper… (or a wall, even….)