Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 20, 2024

That would have me play the lava game all the time. My feet aren’t touching THAT carpet.

Doug’s gotten much better at dealing with spiders. Let’s test ’im.

I got to pick the my shower wall pattern in my bathroom. I picked the pattern that looked like water spots. Saved me lots of work.

Ironically it will probably be the cleanest carpet you will ever have because nobody will walk on it.

…chicken feed pattern…very popular…

Splotches of bird lime might also fit in.

That’s too creepy for me.

Aaaaaccckk! That gave me the heebeejeebees! LOL

How to drive people screaming from a room.

Bring some of the stuff collected by your vacuum cleaner and use that to match to a carpet color.

I hope the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Find a carpet maker who will take the contents of your vacuum cleaner bag and design a suitable camouflage carpet. :)

Yes, try…

Great idea! But I’d probably keep forgetting it was the pattern and wear out my Stomping slippers!

This pattern is gonna bring back The Twist! :)

I just thought of a great pattern for a kid’s room, Lego pieces.