Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 06, 2020

Way to go, Gary.

Well he was having trouble getting girls before.

Why Gary, you ol’ dog you!!!!

Now he might get Leopold’s respect.

I thought he had trouble getting girls. He should have thought of this sooner.

Aha. I knew it.

Deep tissue.

I don’t know why anyone in that house would have a problem with this.

A certain cartoonist has been watching old bela lugosi movies.

Oooooo this is really working…..see ya later…

…the president definitely does NOT want to leave the job, apparently…

“Yes I am. This time massage my .. with your .. Hey! I’m becoming a live human!”

“Breaking the spell” can wait until after the massage!

Way to go, Gary!

Unlife can be good when you return to the Old Ways, see?

Couple of hot, young, skimpily-attired chicks. Or, following Owen’s advice? —Are you kidding?! Go, Gary, you old vampire, you!

Retreat Hell…..

Whoa… Gary’s got it goin on.

That shouldn’t be Owen, that should be Leopold! Gary would get a LOT more respect.

Gary, do not, I repeat, DO NOT break the spell. You may never get another chance like this.

“Brides of Gary” does not have that eerie ring.

Now that is one HOA I would join!

This reminds me of how I have changed some notification sounds on my computer. Whenever I get an Email, a sexy female voice announces: “Master! I have mail for you!” Damn, I love that! :>)