Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 18, 2022

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    It’s official.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At least she didn’t ghost you like she did to Owen.

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    Sir Isaac  almost 2 years ago

    She’s just playing hard to get, Gary.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Some of those restraints can get pretty kinky but I suppose you can order them from Amazon. If.. you are into that Gary, have fun.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Gary….you’re trying too hard!.. You have to be cool and not desperate when meeting chicks in a bar!

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    joegee  almost 2 years ago

    It was a one night can’t-stand.

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    tims145  almost 2 years ago

    I would have loved to get to the “one-night stand” phase; with me it was usually the “zero-night stand”.

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    posstockhoarder  almost 2 years ago

    2 points to Owen for a perfect understatement!

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Scary Gary. He lives up to his name in unusual ways.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    It’s probably for the best. She was looking for someone a little younger and Gary is a little bit long in the teeth.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Did she try asking Gary to stop texting her first? I’m pretty sure that would have been eazier and just as effective. At least on Gary.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 2 years ago

    It is good to make an impression, better to make a good impression, but at least she remembers him.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    I thought things were just getting started.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    It’s sad, but completely to be expected, Gary. Loser!

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Wow, that was quick!!!

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