Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 28, 2023

Next thing you know Gary will be switching from mild to medium salsa.

Who is that a photo of on the table? I don’t think I’ve seen that before.

Gary needs to step up and change his attitude! Next time, get the curly chips and some dip!

I seem to recall a similar photograph in the past. Maybe Mark throws it in occasionally to get us out of our comfort zone.

Groovy, man.

That doesn’t necessarily make you interesting, Gary.

Take an adjective and add terminally before it.

Terminally athletic

Terminally happy

Terminally bored

Variety!!

Ruffles have ridges.

Garys go for straightforward and easy…

When Gary drops a potato chip on the floor, he waits 6 seconds to eat it. Now that’s a life of adventure!

Leopold, Gary is not dull, he is on a grueling and rather harrowing mission to become one with the couch. You have your experiments, he has his. Potato chip / potato canon.

Wavy potato chips?! Wow! You’re really un-living on the wild side, Gary!