Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 11, 2018

Does anyone know who that is? I don’t know the right words to find out at Wikipedia.

Look this up in wikipedia, “play on words type of joke”.

Looks like another trip to the principal’s office for Skyler.

This is a tough one. Skyler should sleep on it. He might get an answer when he wakes up.

Right next to General Principles, and General Electric.

I worked with an AF colonel (won’t mention names) who had narcolepsy. He’d fall asleep during meetings, meals, didn’t matter. At first I thought it was an editorial comment on my presentation but learned not to take it personally.

Major Knapp! (Ok, I have no idea.)

Admiral Nimitzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

General William C. Snorris ?

That’s like the old Sunday School joke: "What Bible character besides Adam and Eve had no parents? A: Joshua, the son of Nun.

What military leader suffered from migraines? Major Headache.

Migraines are a Major Payne.