True story: I have a friend with five younger brothers. Way back in the day—the wild and wooly ’60s and ’70s—when each of her brothers turned 14, she gave him “The Talk” and a box of condoms.. . .oh, yeah, and a threat. . .not one of those guys ever got himself or a girl in trouble. never did know if her parents knew about it. . .
dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago
There is nothing more certain than that…..
rshive over 4 years ago
They probably qualify as unpleasant facts of life.
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
And don’t forget doing the laundry.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
You take the good. You take the bad. There you have the facts of life.
wirepunchr over 4 years ago
Death and taxes will screw you over.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago
He knows about the rest too. But don’t ask.
Snolep over 4 years ago
He knows about the birds, but what about the bees?
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
What about the chicks, Man?
1953Baby over 4 years ago
True story: I have a friend with five younger brothers. Way back in the day—the wild and wooly ’60s and ’70s—when each of her brothers turned 14, she gave him “The Talk” and a box of condoms.. . .oh, yeah, and a threat. . .not one of those guys ever got himself or a girl in trouble. never did know if her parents knew about it. . .
Bookworm over 4 years ago
At least Death only comes round once.
kathleenhicks62 over 4 years ago
Just the basics.
Numbnumb over 4 years ago
Do male birds have a ‘you know’?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Everything I know about the birds and the bees I got from him.
cheap_day_return over 4 years ago
Do birds have a lecture about which came first?
95 over 4 years ago
Son, it’s time to have the talk. Sure dad, what do you want to know?
Longbow1964 over 4 years ago
Peter Griffen giving the sex talk to his son Chris. “It’s awesome!”