Like a large beach ball…..
Booooooing.. booooing.. boooing
“You’re the psychic. You tell me.”
I haven’t written a check since the 20th century.
Yep, even higher than the Perfesser himself!
Claire de Loon strikes again.
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.
I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.
Two mediums walk into a bar.
They share spirits.
Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side!
A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.
The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, “John, if you are with us, please say something”.
The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-…
Wife: THAT’S HIM!!!
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
With a squeegee board.
I was skeptical about psychic mediums…
So I ended up getting psychic larges instead.
I always thought that psychics have got something missing, then I realised it´s ot!
Psychics are good at only one thing…..bilking gullible customers out of their money!
I’ll admit that it might be a ‘little iffy’ considering that it is Cosmo we are seeing(even more so if it were Shoe) ! ! ! !
Many possible meanings for what Madam sees.
You’re the psychic. You tell me!
No, but I used to be a bouncer at a country & western bar…
bought a car with one in 2011, another in 2022, send money to daughter/SIL others sometimes.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 11 months ago
Like a large beach ball…..
C 11 months ago
Booooooing.. booooing.. boooing
Wilde Bill 11 months ago
“You’re the psychic. You tell me.”
OldsVistaCruiser 11 months ago
I haven’t written a check since the 20th century.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
Yep, even higher than the Perfesser himself!
oldthang 11 months ago
Claire de Loon strikes again.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.
I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Two mediums walk into a bar.
They share spirits.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side!
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.
The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, “John, if you are with us, please say something”.
The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-…
Wife: THAT’S HIM!!!
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
With a squeegee board.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
I was skeptical about psychic mediums…
So I ended up getting psychic larges instead.
Prey 11 months ago
I always thought that psychics have got something missing, then I realised it´s ot!
Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago
Psychics are good at only one thing…..bilking gullible customers out of their money!
'IndyMan' 11 months ago
I’ll admit that it might be a ‘little iffy’ considering that it is Cosmo we are seeing(even more so if it were Shoe) ! ! ! !
rshive 11 months ago
Many possible meanings for what Madam sees.
planostanton 11 months ago
You’re the psychic. You tell me!
T... 11 months ago
No, but I used to be a bouncer at a country & western bar…
Jingles 11 months ago
bought a car with one in 2011, another in 2022, send money to daughter/SIL others sometimes.