Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 30, 2023

It’s close to Halloween, look out for the vampires…..

She’s hoping to get a B+.

They grade on a curve.

I couldn’t make my “O” work with this.

Old excuse

Study date. Studying for my urine test with my Bud.

He may have dodged a Bullet. Could be testing for an STD.

If that’s not an obvious dumping, he went way too far in looking for the dumb blonde type.

Did she just find out about the test? Why didn’t she study before?

Sounds like you got a real ‘swifty’ there, Cosmo !! Shoe MIGHT even be smarter ! ! !

ba dum tss

Well, at least she called to cancel and give an excuse, such as it is.

That’s better than “I have to wash my hair”. . .

But my wedding night is still open…

I’m studying all night for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

I took a prep course before my blood test. I got a AB+

I took a prep course before my blood test. I got an AB+

Ah…yes.. excuse #79…

There was an old joke about the person who was so dumb, they stayed up all night cramming so they could pass their Wassermann Test.

she learned her lesson after failing her eye test…

She’ll fail that test cause it’s obvious she has ice water running through her veins.

Well, Cosmo is back on the market.

You can be sure it won’t be an all-nighter.