Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 29, 2024

Hair today and gone tomorrow…..

Try treadgaine Cosmo!!

Beautiful ride Cosmo, when it runs!

I blame inflation.

But you should see what viagra does to the antenna.

Hair on the tires wouldn’t give you any significant traction anyway.

The solution for bald tires is don’t drive in the rain.

I loved that era of cars: huge tail fins, loads of chrome and flashy colours.

Does it even work on bald heads?

New tires would be the least of his problems. unless he insists on whitewalls.

Love the “Beast”. Hard to believe they actually sold them.

C’mon Cosmo, give the old girl some new tires for her 65th birthday. With Irv’s help she has served you well.

And tires, like everything else these days, are sooooo expensive.

I seem to remember toupees referred to as retreads.

So the mechanic is named Rogaine?

Got to admit………ol’ Irv has a knack with a phrase ! ! ! !

Isn’t there anybody under the age of 55 that reads these? Or are they just us coots?

apparently doesn’t work on heads either, or there would be NO bald people.

Bald tires are from an auto immune disorder.

Maybe it collects in nose and ear hair or eye brows.

Once (in the comic) there was a flood in town and someone reported two pink sharks swimming in the floodwaters.

Remeber when you bought a car with four (five) tires and drove on them all year? Then you had to have two extra snow tires, then had to have four all-seasons, then had to have four all-seasons and four snows. What’s next? Four Spring, Four Summer… ?