Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 02, 2025

Sounds like junk food is the way to go…..

yup

Sounds like a really sad life.

Eat pizza slice shaped food and you ill be apple shaped.

Eat burger shaped food and you will be pear shaped.

Eat apples and pears and you will be pizza slice shaped. \/

Hard apple cider counts as a fruit, right? I’ve been getting at least six servings a day. More if the game goes into overtime.

Amen

There are definite advantages to being healthy. There is an additional bonus of smug self-righteousness as you look at the over-weight slobs wheezing around you.

Potato chips are both!

Sounds just about right…

Vegetables can be prepared such that they taste really good. Of course they aren’t healthy at that point either.

You CAN have it both ways. . .doesn’t anyone remember the dinner scene from “Chocolat” where EVERYTHING had some kind of chocolate sauce?

We’d still have beer!

This is what the Karens of the world want. I swear that if they keep going they’ll take the joy out of sex.

With life as with everything else, quality before quantity.

Who needs joy when he has veggies?

This is so true. If you tell me I will pass at 92 with a better diet or 87 eating anything I like I know which one I’m choosing.

If you eat your Kale, you won’t live any longer it will just seem that way.

Since we now know that the American Heart Association was bought off by the seed oil companies to tell everyone how bad tallow was for your heart health, and now we know it is better for you that the “great” seed oils, I find it hard to believe any research done by anyone. It all depends on who is footing the bill for the research that determines the result. I think moderation is the key.

Why are the things bad for you taste sooo… good. I’m dying for a doublethick strawberry milkshake which nearly killed me two years ago.

♪♪ by day I’m mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be. But at night I’m a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me." ♪♪

This is definitely not the time to cut back on junk food, comfort food, or alcohol. It may be all we actually have left.

Yup

Succinctly Sublime is Shoe; wit, humor , truth – a reward for me each day, thank you

You may live longer, but why would you want to without these things?

Wow! Let’s all junk for joy.

That’s pretty much all the diets that are “good for you.”

anyone who complains about veggies hasn’t had a good dill pickle… ☺

True dat!

exactly!