Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 19, 2019

You should chain them down like the banks do

Check the security video.

Sooo, what exactly is everyone signing that gives them a chance to steal the pen?

Look in your pockets.

You can take a quill from an angel wing.

Might be time to go paperless and store everything on the cloud.

They took the pens on the way to the other place.

He used to be able to see everything.

Next to socks, pens are the most frequently misplaced item.

I was shipping some bulk mail, and had to sign a form. The clerk gave me a pen that was about as big as a nightstick. I said,“That’s the biggest pen I have ever seen.” He said, “No one walks off with that one.”

The premise is wrong, entry to heaven is only through forgiveness provided by the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection. Those who trust in Jesus will be given a resurrected body and will no longer desire to snatch up all of the gold pens.

That’s an awfully small desk. They probably roll off.

No one took his pens. They keep rolling off the podium into the clouds…..

What are pen thieves doing at the Pearly Gates? ;o]

Me

If pens go missing, it’s obviously not heaven.

The Devil made me do it!

Sorry, Pete. The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away.

Make Commandment #11: Thou shall return the pen after using it!

It’s the heavenly crows.

Put a chain on the next pen.

MY PEN!

https://youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYA

Would you like a Fisher Space Pen? They are the best!!!

I do! I’m using them intead of swords.

Nooooooo! HOA in Heaven!?