Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 23, 2019

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    That would be a real trick!

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Thou shalt have no non-degradable plastics before me.”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “And NO Plastic Tablets!”

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    Charlton Heston never had these problems.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    If God didn’t want us to have plastic, he wouldn’t have given us oil.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Since when does the plastic not float – and therefore would be parted with the water?

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    The problem with some plastic is that it does biodegrade: into toxic chemicals.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Man has lost all respect…as each generation grows, it’s getting worse…parents are failing….

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Even Moses knew about recycling:

    “…the dust returns to the ground it came from, and the spirit returns to God who gave it.”
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    Oakwood13  almost 5 years ago

    How come everything done in the name of saving the planet costs jobs and makes everything more expensive?

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    …furthermore, he’ll have to separate them according to their number.

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    skyriderwest  almost 5 years ago

    Umm, just to clarify, Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. All he did was hold out his staff. God did the rest.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There was plastic back in the days of Moses? Who knew?

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    Perkycat  almost 5 years ago

    Sad, but true!

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    don’t part it….PICK IT UP to save all sea life!

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    Actually it seem he Sea of Reads, the real potential crossing spot, was shallow enough for tide and winds to make it crossable. Lots of mythology loses it’s edge if you look at possible realities. It’s a lot like fish growing as the fisherman retells the tail.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, Moses! Let’s see a real miracle: make it disappear.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I always figured that when he parted the waters he also laid down a sidewalk, because imagine trying to walk across all that muck and the various sessile critters. Not to mention whatever lumps, bumps and puddles.

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