Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 15, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    D’oh!

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    And a shave?

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he was wondering if you could do something about his back hair.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Offer to pay extra.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he was expecting some serious manscaping.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “I was told that you cut with such precision that it was like a surgeon.

    … And since I knew you spoke Deutsch,

    I thought you were a German Physician = Herr Doktor = Hair Doctor."

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    catmom1360  over 3 years ago

    That’s funny.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He’s gotten an old mindset. Back in the day, barbers would cut your hair, pull your teeth, or even do minor surgery.

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    pauljmsn  over 3 years ago

    This seems thematically related to today’s Pluggers. Odd how that happens.

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    JasonIrelan1  over 3 years ago

    He wants to get a bikini wax.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    “I didn’t want to be a Barber, I wanted to be a Lumberjack. " (Cue Monty Python Lumberjack song)

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Depends on which hair is being cut, eh?

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I doubt he would have said that to a female customer.

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    And I’m just a pervert…

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Oy…and cover up back there….

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Got to undress to get that hair the sun never shines on.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    The customer REALLY HATES have cut hair down the back of his shirt and on his clothes.

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Dick Van Dyke needs a trim.

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    Spacetech  over 3 years ago

    Manscape?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I just got back from the hospital – I think they make you wear those gowns to humiliate you and keep you docile and cooperative… :-/

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Better safe than sorry…

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    “Hey, what’s this on your price list…‘Back, Sack, and Crack’…what’s that mean…?”

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he wanted his butt shaved.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    And to be frank, I don’t appreciate the fact that you’ve scared off my other customers.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Either the customer changed really fast, or the barber was awfully slow to warn him.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “…and you can KEEP the gown!”

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