Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 06, 2021

Well sure. You’re supposed to do most of that in advance. Just like your advance directive! (you DO have one, right?)

Just like crime, when seconds count the ambulance is minutes away.

Just like filling a form in the hospital.

… or none too soon.

When time is of the essence – procrastinate.

Or, I dunno, pick up the phone? Take him to the emergency room? TeChNoLoGy Is BaD

It probably beats calling in and going through the automated menus a few times, getting through to the wrong dept, getting transferred, disconnected, calling back to rinse and repeat, only to be put on endless hold where they keep repeating “Did you know you can quickly and easily find answers, make appointments, bla-bla-bla, on our website?” And telling you that your call is very important…

Plus he made a stop to check his facebook.

Too much red tape today! Every time there’s a doc appt, I get a questionnaire as long as my arm…I am so sick of it! The lates is showing your Health Ins cards, front and back and now a photo ID…I’ll be damned if I will put my drivers license on display…no way! They can see it when I go to the appt.

He died muttering: “User name not found…User name not found…”

Try telling something similar to a new kindergarten student this month.

That pretty much sums it up.

Well then, he has no one to blame but himself.

At some future time the Internet will fail world-wide because of a major solar event. There will be chaos matching the worst sci-fi movie.

VA. Don’t get me started. :)

GREAT strip today. Really hits a nerve!