Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 02, 2022

I’m a Death Cult Follower, hear me scream!

I guess it is too late to “block” Death?

Well, I guess the jig is up!!!

Here to mow.

Ever since they removed the Don’t Like button I’ve felt trapped.

He has come to take you away.

(This time it’s not to the funny farm.)

Ask not for whom the Grim tweets, it tweets for thee.

Is that Mandy Patinkin?

I didn’t know DEATH knocked….

I wonder….can the neighbors see Death, too?

Leaving that negative comment on his post was the final straw.

Nope, not interested. We don’t even have a wheat field.

“Oh, what times have come.”

Where is his brush?

“For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.” Romans 6:23 (the Bible)

Jesus is the only one who can deny the Grim Reaper his prize.

But everytime I follow you back, my battery dies.

I’m kind of thinking that in this case, “Tik Tok” is not an anti-social media.. it’s this guy’s life clock, running down.